Description
Tired of cards that scream “Oops, forgot your birthday again”?
Yeah, we’ve all been there. That’s why these vibrant, sassy greeting cards exist—to help you look like you’ve got your life together (even if you totally don’t). Whether it’s Halloween, a birthday, or just your biannual reminder to let someone know you’re still alive, these cards do the talking—loudly, and with style.
Perfect for friends, frenemies, coworkers, or that neighbor who keeps “accidentally” taking your packages. These cards say, “I care… but not enough to write a novel.” And yes, we even include the envelope—because we’re thoughtful like that.
✨ What You Get (a.k.a. Your Social Life on Paper):
💌 A greeting card so bold it basically introduces itself
💌 One sleek, matching white envelope (because sending it bare is tacky)
💌 Printed on premium 270gsm paper—so sturdy it almost has boundaries
💌 Optional finishes (matte, glossy, emotional crisis edition—okay, not really, but we support you)
🌈 Product Features (Because Specs Are Sexy):
🎨 Colors so vibrant they’ll make your phone screen jealous
📏 270gsm cardstock that screams, “Look at me, I’m classy”
🖼️ Clean, professional front cover overlap—because we like structure (in cards, not life)
✒️ Double-sided printing for your extra sass, stories, or passive-aggressive poetry
✉️ Comes with envelopes so you can skip the desperate envelope scavenger hunt
🧽 Care Instructions (For the Overthinkers & Coffee-Spillers):
Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth—like you’re dusting off your reputation.
Do not soak, chew, or gift to anyone who thinks Comic Sans is acceptable.
