Description
Why settle for basic when you can send a card with an actual personality?
These aren’t your grandma’s dusty old greetings (unless she’s secretly hilarious). Our greeting cards are loud, proud, and designed to slap a little style into someone’s mailbox. Whether you’re celebrating, throwing shade, or pretending to be sweet out of obligation, these cards do the talking—with bold colors and just enough attitude to raise eyebrows.
Printed on luxe 270gsm white paper (because your feelings deserve nothing less than premium), each card turns your message—be it genuine or lightly savage—into a masterpiece.
✨ Product Features (because we’re extra, not lazy):
🎨 High-end print = ridiculously vibrant colors (your IG filter could never)
📏 270gsm thick paper so your words feel important, even if they’re mostly sarcasm
🖋️ Blank inside—go wild, write poetry or a petty punchline
📦 Available in multiple finishes to match your energy level (from “meh” to “marquee”)
🧽 Care Instructions (for Type-A humans and accidental spillers):
Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth—start from the center and sweep outward like you’re removing your ex’s last remaining emotional residue. Avoid water, glitter, and drama (unless intentional).
