Description
Snarky Greeting Card – Because Texts Are Too Easy
📨 One Card. Zero Excuses.
Why send a boring “Happy Whatever” when you can drop a personalized wish that’s as bold as it is vertical? This single greeting card stands tall (literally) and proves you still care—just not enough to buy a 10-pack.
Crafted on premium 270gsm paper that screams “I’m not cheap, just selective,” it’s ready to deliver your snarky charm in style. Comes with an envelope, because sliding it under their door would be weird.
Details that (Almost) Matter:
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Premium 270gsm paper for that classy-but-not-too-classy vibe
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Vertical design to make your words look taller
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Blank inside—because we trust your wit
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Made in the USA (so it ships without a guilt trip)
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Comes with an envelope, because even sarcasm deserves to be wrapped up
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or that awkward “Congrats on surviving another year” moment.
