Description
💌 “Celebrate Everything—Even That One Weird Holiday Your Aunt Made Up”
Make every occasion hilariously memorable with our bold and vibrant Greeting Cards. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, a breakup (hey, it’s still a milestone), or just feel like sending a little chaos by mail, these cards are designed to deliver joy, laughter, and maybe a raised eyebrow or two.
Each card bursts with cheerful designs that say “I care”—without being clingy. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, and that one person you love just enough to send a card but not enough to call. From Halloween sass to Valentine’s Day eye-rolls and anniversaries you forgot until now, we’ve got you covered.
✨ The Snarky Highlights:
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Loud, vibrant colors that demand attention (just like you)
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Luxe 270gsm paper—so your words feel expensive, even if they’re sarcastic
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Polished overlapping cover, because sloppy greetings are just rude
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Available in sizes and finishes as varied as your moods
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Matching envelopes included—because we’re not monsters
🧼 Card Care Tips:
Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth—because your snark delivery deserves to stay smudge-free.
