Description
Snarky Holiday Greeting Cards – Funny Christmas, Birthday & New Year Cards for People Who Deserve Your Sass
Tired of sugary sweet holiday cards that make you gag a little? Same. That’s why we made these unapologetically snarky greeting cards — for the friends, family, and coworkers who appreciate sarcasm, sass, and brutally honest cheer.
Whether you're celebrating Christmas, ringing in the New Year, or just surviving another birthday bash, this pack of sarcastic greeting cards is your go-to weapon of mass laughter. Each card features vibrant colors and designs so quirky, they practically side-eye the recipient for you.
Perfect for spreading joy with a twist — these are the cards for people who know Hallmark isn't cutting it anymore.
🎁 What You Get (a.k.a. The Good Stuff):
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A pack of laugh-out-loud funny, smart-mouthed greeting cards
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Matching white envelopes for that whole “I made an effort” illusion
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Full-color, high-resolution printing on premium uncoated paper
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Snarky designs in both horizontal and vertical formats
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A standard 1/16" gap between front and back covers (because perfection matters)
😏 Why You'll Love It (And Why They Probably Will Too):
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Hilariously honest messages for the sass-loving people in your life
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Ideal for Christmas, birthdays, New Year’s... or when you just feel petty with style
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The perfect mix of rude, real, and ridiculously relatable
✨ Care Instructions (because you’ll want to keep this masterpiece clean):
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently wipe away any dust — from the center outwards, like you're removing bad vibes and exes.
🛒 Perfect For:
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Funny holiday card collectors
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Sarcastic friends and chaotic coworkers
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People who hate fake holiday cheer but still send cards
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Anyone who needs to say "Happy Holidays" with just the right amount of shade
