Funny Ouija Board Greeting Card

$5.20

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Channeling Spirits and Sarcasm — One Card at a Time 👻

Who needs a séance when you’ve got a Halloween card this bold? Our Ouija-inspired greeting cards are perfect for summoning laughs, side-eyes, and maybe an ex or two from the underworld (jk... unless?). Whether you're sending spooky vibes, subtle shade, or just reminding people you’re still haunting this earthly realm — these cards are dying to deliver your message in wicked style.

Perfect for Halloween parties, passive-aggressive love notes, or just creeping out your overly perky coworker — these cards say “I remembered Halloween, and I did it better than you.”


🧙♀️ What You Get (Besides the Creeps):

  • Ouija-inspired Halloween cards that look like they were summoned straight from the attic of a stylish witch.

  • Matching envelopes included — because we’re not sending our sass into the void unsealed.


💀 Product Features (Because Even Ghosts Read the Fine Print):

  • 🎨 Spine-chillingly vibrant colors thanks to high-end printing wizardry (don’t ask what’s in the ink).

  • 🧻 Printed on 270gsm premium paper that feels fancier than your costume party invitation.

  • 📐 Overlapping front cover with a 1/16” gap — designed like a portal to the other side (of good taste).

  • 📏 Comes in multiple sizes and finishes so you can match the energy of whatever curse—I mean message—you’re sending.

  • ✉️ Envelopes included, because slipping a bare card into someone’s hand is just... unholy.


🧽 Care Instructions (for Mortals Who Like Clean Cards):

Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth — starting from the center and brushing outward like you’re banishing dust... or last year’s cringe. Avoid flames, cursed mirrors, and teenagers with glitter.