Description
"Congratulations, You Got a Card (Try Not to Cry)"
Because nothing says “I care, but not too much” like a premium paper rectangle with a splash of color and just enough effort to look impressive. Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or your weekly emotional check-in with a friend who’s way too into astrology—this card gets the job done (with style, no less).
Ideal for people who like to pretend they’ve got it all together. Or at least own a pen.
Here’s What You’re Really Getting:
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1 vertical greeting card (you only need one to fake sincerity)
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Full-color printing on both sides—because why be boring?
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Fancy 270gsm paper that’s thick, like your emotional walls
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A sleek envelope included, so you don’t hand it over like a receipt
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One standard size that works for birthdays, breakups, or passive-aggressive apologies
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors printed so well, your fridge will be proud to display it
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A cover that wraps around like your clingy ex—but more polished
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Multiple finishes, but for this card, you’re getting one (and it’s fabulous)
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Just enough luxury to make you look like you put in actual thought
Care Instructions:
Wipe with a soft cloth like you’re cleaning off the last bit of shame. Or don’t—creases add character.
