Description
💌 Send a Card. Pretend You’re Emotionally Available.
Need to say something sweet, sassy, or semi-sincere? We've got you covered. These charm-loaded greeting cards are perfect for any occasion—birthdays, holidays, graduations, or those awkward “just thinking of you” messages when you’re really just bored.
Designed to make you look thoughtful without actually trying, these cards are great for anyone who wants to connect with flair (and maybe a little sarcasm). Keep a few stashed for last-minute gifting or spontaneous acts of "look how emotionally well-adjusted I am."
🎁 What You Get (Because Yes, You’re Fancy Now):
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One premium greeting card bursting with vibrant, “you-can’t-ignore-me” color
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Printed on 270gsm white paper—tougher than your last relationship
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Double-sided print for extra charm or extra shade
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Available in multiple sizes and finishes to match your mood
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Comes with an envelope, because you’re a classy sender (or at least pretending to be)
🧽 Card TLC (Totally Low Commitment):
Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth if you’re the neat freak type.
Or don’t. It’s a card, not a Fabergé egg.
