Description
💌 One Card. Unlimited Guilt Trips.
Because nothing says “I care” like 270gsm of passive-aggressive charm.
Say hello to your new go-to move when you're feeling just sentimental enough to send something, but not enough to actually make a phone call. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or that awkward “Congrats on the divorce” moment, this card has your back (and your bite).
Crafted for people who know how to make an impression—with minimal effort and maximum flair—this vertical legend isn’t just a card, it’s a classy little mic drop in an envelope.
🛍️ What You Get (Other Than Undeserved Praise):
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One snark-loaded vertical card – just the right size for shade and sentiment
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Printed on premium 270gsm paper – because your words deserve luxury, even if they don’t
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Rich, vibrant colors – more eye-catching than your ex’s rebound
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Double-sided printing – because snark should never be one-sided
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Envelope included – so you can pretend to be a functional adult who mails things
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Exactly one size – big enough to say what matters, small enough to fit your attention span
🧼 Care Instructions:
Handle it like you do your relationships—gently and with a clean cloth.
Dust from the center outward like you're sweeping away bad decisions and glitter. Lots of glitter.
