Description
Tired of bland, soulless cards that say the same generic garbage? Us too. That’s why we made these. Our cards are bright, bold, and totally ready to hijack any occasion with actual personality. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, surviving another holiday with relatives, or just dropping a “thinking of you (but not too hard)” note, these cards slap.
Perfect for friends, family, your situationship, or literally anyone who deserves a side of sass with their sentiment. Comes with an envelope because yes, we’re that thoughtful.
Great for everything from Christmas and Valentine’s Day to “Hey, you didn’t totally mess up this week.”
⚡ Product Features
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Vibrant colors that practically shout, “Notice me!”
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Premium 270gsm paper – thick, smooth, and built to outlast awkward conversations.
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Available in 4 sizes and finishes – because your sarcasm deserves options.
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Double-sided printing so the inside can be just as extra as the outside.
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Envelopes included – you’re welcome.
🧽 Care Instructions (Because Accidents Happen)
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Gently dust with a soft, clean, dry cloth.
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Or don’t. It’s a card, not a Fabergé egg. Just don’t spill your oat milk latte on it.
