Funny Greeting Card

$5.20

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Why settle for boring when you can send a card with personality? Celebrate life’s mildly tolerable moments (or actual milestones, whatever) with our beautifully crafted greeting cards that look sweet but speak fluent sarcasm. Whether you’re sending birthday wishes, fake congratulations, or that guilt-ridden “thank you,” these cards do the emotional heavy lifting — so you don’t have to.

Designed with vibrant colors, premium paper, and just enough charm to hide your true feelings, these cards are perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or that one person you tolerate because they have a dog.


💁‍♀️ Ideal For:

  • Pretending you remembered someone’s birthday on time

  • Making sarcasm look classy

  • Adding extra flair to your passive-aggressive gratitude

  • Delivering “thoughtful” vibes with minimum effort


📦 Product Features:

  • Loud, Look-at-Me Colors – Because subtlety is overrated

  • 270gsm Premium White Paper – Thick, like your favorite drama

  • Professional Front Cover Overlap – Fancy enough to look expensive

  • Multiple Sizes & Finishes – Pick your level of fabulous

  • Includes Envelopes – Because shoving it in someone’s hand is frowned upon


🧽 Care Instructions:

 

Gently wipe away dust, regret, or leftover cake crumbs using a soft, dry cloth. Start from the center and work outward — unlike your emotional boundaries.