Description
Greeting Cards for When You Kinda Care (But Want Full Credit Anyway)
Say hello to your new secret weapon in fake-deep emotional gestures — our snarky, funny greeting cards. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or that random “I still exist” moment, these cards are designed for anyone who wants to look thoughtful without actually being thoughtful.
Bright, bold, and borderline passive-aggressive (in the best way), each card is printed on premium 270gsm paper — thick enough to say, “I tried,” even if you were just panic-buying five minutes ago. And let’s be real: if your emotional range is somewhere between “meh” and “I guess,” these are basically written in your love language.
What You Get (Besides a Temporary Reputation Boost):
✔️ Ridiculously vibrant designs that shout louder than your last group chat meltdown.
✔️ 270gsm thick premium paper, strong enough to withstand your guilt, shipping abuse, and your recipient’s emotional baggage.
✔️ Choose from uncoated, matte, or satin-like finishes — because even paper deserves a glow-up.
✔️ Comes in four sizes and multiple quantity options, depending on how many people you forgot to message.
✔️ Includes matching envelopes, because taping a card to a random snack isn’t cute anymore (or is it?).
Perfect For:
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Gifting moments when your heart says “no,” but your calendar says “obligation.”
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People who collect cards and feelings they’ll never share.
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Last-minute adulting when you suddenly remember your mom’s birthday.
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Pretending you’re emotionally available (just long enough to hand the card over).
Care Instructions:
Wipe with a soft, dry cloth if you're feeling extra. Or let your cat nap on it — we’re not here to judge your lifestyle.
Why overthink it? Let the card do all the emotional heavy lifting.
Add to cart and become the accidental legend you were born to fake.
