Description
"Because Hallmark Doesn’t Know Your Drama"
Say it like you almost mean it with this gloriously extra vertical greeting card. Whether you're wishing someone a Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, or just covering up three months of silence with a colorful rectangle, this card’s got your back. It’s bold, it’s bright, and best of all—it makes you look like you tried.
Perfect for artists, over-sharers, and anyone who sends love with a side of sarcasm.
What’s in the Fancy-Looking Envelope:
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1 vertical card (yep, just one—because quality over quantity, sweetie)
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Front & back printed so your good taste is visible from every angle
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Crafted from premium 270gsm white paper that screams, “I have standards”
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Envelope included, because handing someone a raw card is just uncivilized
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One standard size that fits any moment (unlike your ex)
Product Features:
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Colors so vibrant, your text messages will feel insecure
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Smooth finishes that say, “I totally planned this”
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Double-sided printing = double the shade or sweetness (your call)
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Front overlaps the back—like a warm hug or a passive-aggressive wrap-up
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Ideal for every occasion, even ones you’d rather skip
Care Instructions:
Dust it off gently like it’s your social life post-holiday season. Or just shake it and pretend you’re fancy.
