Funny Christmas card– Let It Snow

$5.20

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"Because Hallmark Doesn’t Know Your Drama"

Say it like you almost mean it with this gloriously extra vertical greeting card. Whether you're wishing someone a Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, or just covering up three months of silence with a colorful rectangle, this card’s got your back. It’s bold, it’s bright, and best of all—it makes you look like you tried.

Perfect for artists, over-sharers, and anyone who sends love with a side of sarcasm.

What’s in the Fancy-Looking Envelope:

  • 1 vertical card (yep, just one—because quality over quantity, sweetie)

  • Front & back printed so your good taste is visible from every angle

  • Crafted from premium 270gsm white paper that screams, “I have standards”

  • Envelope included, because handing someone a raw card is just uncivilized

  • One standard size that fits any moment (unlike your ex)

Product Features:

  • Colors so vibrant, your text messages will feel insecure

  • Smooth finishes that say, “I totally planned this”

  • Double-sided printing = double the shade or sweetness (your call)

  • Front overlaps the back—like a warm hug or a passive-aggressive wrap-up

  • Ideal for every occasion, even ones you’d rather skip

 

Care Instructions:
Dust it off gently like it’s your social life post-holiday season. Or just shake it and pretend you’re fancy.