Description
Greeting Cards That Scream “I Barely Tried – But Look Fabulous Doing It”
Forgot their birthday? Anniversary? National Sibling Day? Again? Don’t sweat it. Our brutally stylish Greeting Cards are here to cover your tracks and make you look like a sentimental genius — even if you only remembered five minutes ago (while scrolling).
These aren’t your grandma’s lace-and-glitter disasters. These cards pack vibrant, bold designs and just enough cheek to say, “I care… kinda.” Whether it’s for your mom, your favorite frenemy, or that coworker whose name you still don’t know, these cards slap harder than your last awkward group chat exit.
What You Get (Besides Undeserved Credit)
✅ Printed in unapologetically rich colors using advanced print tech — because basic is boring.
✅ Made with thick 270gsm paper that screams “luxury” louder than your ex’s drama.
✅ Fancy overlapping front covers so it looks like you spent more than 30 seconds picking a card.
✅ Available in multiple sizes and finishes, because your vibe changes daily.
✅ Comes with matching envelopes, so you can look semi-organized without even trying.
Perfect For:
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Last-minute birthdays (because calendars are hard)
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Guilt-laced holidays
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“Thinking of you” moments you barely thought about
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Thank-you notes you forgot to send last year
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Saving face without emotional investment
Care Instructions (If You Even Care)
Use a soft, dry cloth to remove dust… or don’t. We’re not judging (much).
