Description
Celebrate life’s overhyped milestones with greeting cards that scream, “Look, I made an effort.” Whether it’s a birthday, a wedding, or just a “Hey, I’m pretending to be emotionally available,” our vibrant greeting cards do all the heavy lifting — you just have to sign your name (legibly, please).
Crafted with bold colors and thick, luxurious paper that feels way fancier than your actual intentions, these cards are perfect for anyone who loves thoughtful gestures... with a dash of sarcasm. Ideal for holidays, events, or those “just because I remembered” moments, these cards add flair without the emotional labor.
🎯 Perfect For:
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Birthdays, weddings, and every excuse to act like a decent human
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That friend who still sends actual mail (weird, right?)
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Guilt-tripping people in style
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Pretending you put more than 30 seconds of effort into being thoughtful
🔥 Product Features:
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Vibrant Colors – So bright, they might distract from your lack of gift
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270gsm Premium Paper – Because thin, floppy cards are for amateurs
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Overlapping Front Cover Design – Fancy finish, fancier judgment
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Four Sizes & Various Finishes – Because options = control
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Includes Envelopes – Because handing someone a naked card is chaos
🧼 Care Instructions:
Gently wipe away dust, cat hair, or dried-up sentiment with a soft, clean, dry cloth. Work from the center outward — kind of like avoiding the core of your problems.
