Description
Tired of boring, sugary-sweet greeting cards? So are we. Our cards don’t just say "Happy Birthday" — they say it with style, attitude, and maybe a little side-eye. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, holidays, breakups, glow-ups, or just reminding someone you're better at picking cards than they are at picking friends.
Crafted for those who appreciate quality and sarcasm, these cards feature bold colors, premium paper, and enough flair to make Hallmark nervous. Whether you’re congratulating a friend, mocking a milestone, or just being your fabulous self, these cards are made to stand out — and maybe start a rumor or two.
💅 Product Features
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Colors so vibrant, they practically roll their eyes at dull cards.
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Printed on premium 270gsm paper — thick enough to feel expensive, thin enough to flick dramatically.
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Front cover design overlaps for that “I have my life together” aesthetic (even if you don’t).
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Multiple sizes and finishes, because you deserve options, not limitations.
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Includes envelopes so you can pretend you’re organized.
🧼 Care Instructions
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Gently brush off dust with a soft, clean, dry cloth — from the center outward, like you’re petting your ego.
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Do not microwave. This isn’t a mug, Karen.
