Description
“Thoughts & Prayers? Try Sass & Paper” – Snarky Greeting Card Pack for the Emotionally Unavailable
Tired of sending the same dry, lifeless cards that scream “I copied this from Google”? Yeah, us too. That’s why we made these gloriously loud, emotionally lazy greeting cards — perfect for birthdays, holidays, breakups, or those “I forgot you existed but here’s a card” moments.
Crafted for people who want credit for being thoughtful without actually doing any emotional labor, these cards show up bold, bright, and better dressed than your last relationship. Send one, sign your name, and boom — you look like you care. Kinda.
🎁 What You Get:
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A stack of snark-infused greeting cards that scream “I made an effort” (but didn’t).
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Matching envelopes included — because sending a naked card is tacky and probably illegal in some states.
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Premium vibes with none of the emotional investment.
🌈 Product Features:
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Colors louder than your cousin’s Facebook drama — they’ll notice even if they don’t read it.
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Printed on premium 270gsm white paper — thick, durable, and judgment-resistant.
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Choose your finish: matte, glossy, or that one you picked randomly while multitasking.
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Vertical or horizontal layouts — because yes, orientation still matters (in cards, too).
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Includes envelopes — because even your sarcasm deserves to be dressed up.
🧽 Care Instructions:
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Wipe gently with a soft cloth — or dramatically fan yourself with it during a meltdown.
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Keep away from red wine, rogue toddlers, open flames, and bad vibes.
💅 Perfect For:
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Birthdays, holidays, awkward apologies, or passive-aggressive congratulations.
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Friends, frenemies, exes, coworkers, and relatives you only text when someone dies.
Why send thoughts and prayers when you can send shade, sass, and stationery?
Be bold. Be extra. Be barely emotionally available — but in style.
