Funny Birthday card-I’m impressed

$5.20

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Why settle for basic when you can send a card that actually says something? Our greeting cards are here to bring joy, laughter, and maybe just a bit of shade to every birthday, anniversary, holiday, or “just because” moment. Whether you’re celebrating your BFF’s questionable life choices or reminding your mom who the favorite child is — we’ve got you.

Printed with colors loud enough to get attention (but classy enough not to get blocked), these cards are made with premium 270gsm paper — because your message deserves more than flimsy feelings. With unique designs and customizable options, you’ll never send a boring card again… unless you want to, in which case: yikes.


✨ Product Features

  • Eye-catching colors and crisp printing — because blurry emotions are for amateurs.

  • Premium 270gsm paper that feels as expensive as your taste.

  • Front overlap design that says, “I know what I’m doing,” even if you don’t.

  • Available in four sizes and finishes — because one size never fits all.

  • Envelopes included. You're welcome.


🧽 Care Instructions

 

  • Gently wipe with a clean, dry cloth from the center outward — like you’re brushing off the last bit of emotional baggage.

  • Do not use while crying dramatically into a glass of wine. But we get it.