Description
Brighten someone’s day—or at least distract them for a moment—with our unapologetically whimsical greeting cards. Overflowing with vibrant colors and delightfully clever designs, these aren’t your grandma’s dusty old cards. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, dodging a guilt trip, or just trying to look like a functional adult, these cards will do the heavy lifting for you.
Printed on premium 270gsm paper thick enough to pass as emotional support cardstock, each card looks so good it might even make up for your late gift (no promises). Perfect for friends, family, coworkers you barely know, or that one cousin who cries when people write “just thinking of you.”
🎯 Perfect For:
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Birthdays, anniversaries, and low-effort “I’m a great friend” moments
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That last-minute panic when you forgot the party is today
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Holidays, heartfelt moments, and “just because I saw a meme” notes
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Anyone who deserves a laugh or at least a passive-aggressive chuckle
✨ Product Features:
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Vibrant Colors – Because bland cards are a crime
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Premium 270gsm Paper – So sturdy, you might consider framing your wit
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Overlapping Front Cover – Fancy enough to impress your in-laws
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Multiple Sizes & Finishes – From sweet to “go big or go home”
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Envelopes Included – Because mailing a card bare is just weird
🧽 Care Instructions:
Give it the spa treatment: soft, dry cloth, gentle strokes from center to edge—just like handling your most fragile friendships.
