Funny Aging Greeting Card - Time Flies When You’re Aging Poorly

$5.20

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Introducing our delightfully extra Greeting Cards — for when a text just won’t cut it, and you're feeling slightly more sentimental than a thumbs-up emoji. Whether you're celebrating someone’s birthday (again), pretending to care during the holidays, or just saying “hello” with flair, these cards turn basic messages into bold statements.

Each one is decked out in vibrant colors and crisp printing, so your words don’t just speak — they slap. Crafted for the casual sender, the devoted card hoarder, or anyone who wants to seem emotionally intelligent without crying in public.


💁‍♀️ Perfect For:

  • Birthdays, holidays, or the classic “Oops, I forgot!”

  • Saying “I care” with less eye contact

  • Winning brownie points with minimal effort

  • Those “thinking of you” moments when you actually weren’t


✨ Product Features:

  • Crisp, Vibrant Colors – Because drab designs are a crime

  • 270gsm Premium Paper – So thick, it practically holds your feelings for you

  • Multiple Finishes – Glossy? Matte? Uncoated? We’ve got commitment issues

  • Double-Sided Printing – More room for sarcasm (or sincerity, if you must)

  • Includes Envelopes – For mailing, gifting, or passive-aggressive desk drops


🧼 Care Instructions:

Gently brush off the dust, cat hair, or accidental snack crumbs using a soft, dry cloth. Start in the center and wipe outwards — kind of like your boundaries.