Description
💌 Sending a Card? Make It Count.
Tired of basic cards that look like they were designed in 2003? Same.
That’s why we made this one—loud, bold, and totally not your grandma’s greeting card (unless your grandma’s cool, in which case... hi).
Whether you’re ghosting someone with flair this Halloween, throwing shade on a birthday, or just reminding people you still exist—this card’s got your back. With vibrant colors that scream “look at me!” and premium 270gsm paper that’s thicker than your ex’s skull, it’s built to impress, express, and mildly intimidate.
🎁 What You Get (besides instant charm):
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1 gloriously dramatic vertical greeting card
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Size: Just right for big feelings and small handwriting
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Made with premium 270gsm white paper because you’re not cheap
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Overlapping front cover—fancy without trying too hard
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Double-sided print option for those extra thoughts or burns
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1 envelope (so you can seal the sass)
🧽 How to Care (if you must):
Lightly brush off dust with a dry, clean cloth… or just blow on it and hope for the best.
