Description
Brighten someone’s day—or mildly confuse them—with our delightfully snarky Greeting Cards. These aren’t your grandma’s dusty pastel sentiments (unless your grandma’s awesome). Each card is printed in vibrant, eyeball-grabbing color thanks to our fancy-pants, state-of-the-art printing tech. They’re made with thick, 270gsm premium paper that feels like luxury and judgment all in one smooth swipe.
From birthdays to "just because I felt like it" messages, these cards do the emotional heavy lifting—so you don’t have to. Thoughtful? Yes. Overly sentimental? Absolutely not.
Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or that person who texts “k” and still deserves a card anyway. Bonus: they come with matching envelopes, so you look like you’ve got your life together. (Even if you don’t.)
Product Features
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Loud, proud colors that don’t whisper your message—they shout it with glitter-free class.
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Luxe 270gsm paper thick enough to feel like you care.
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Multiple finishes: uncoated, matte, or glossy, depending on your mood and caffeine level.
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Horizontal or vertical layout, because you like options.
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Matching envelopes so your message doesn’t arrive naked. You're welcome.
Card Care (Not That You’ll Actually Need This)
Dust it off gently with a soft, clean cloth. Start from the center and work outwards—same technique you used to escape that awkward conversation last week.
