Description
💌 “Because You’re Too Fabulous to Send Basic Cards”
Vertical Greeting Card – Loud, Proud, and Envelope-Ready
Elevate your card-giving game — because nothing says “I barely planned ahead” like showing up empty-handed. Our Greeting Cards are here to save the day (and your reputation) with bright designs, luxe paper, and just enough pizzazz to make you look thoughtful.
Perfect for Halloween howls, birthday brags, or just throwing emotional confetti at someone’s mailbox. Whether you're a sentimental soul or just pretending for the aesthetic, these cards scream “I care!” (even if you totally forgot until this morning).
🎁 What’s Inside (Other Than Your Questionable Handwriting):
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Color so vibrant, it slaps you in the face—in a nice way
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Premium 270gsm paper that’s thicker than your ex’s excuses
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Fancy front-cover overlap so it looks custom, even if you aren't
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Sizes and finishes to match your mood, your message, or your last-minute panic
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Envelope included, because shoving a bare card into someone’s hand is a crime
🧽 Card Care (aka: Don’t Ruin the Vibe):
Gently dust off using a clean, dry cloth.
Or just tell people it’s “rustic texture.” We won’t judge.
