Description
🦇 "Send Sass, Not Just Sentiment – Snarky Greeting Cards That Slay"
Add a shameless twist to your celebrations with our brutally honest, wildly expressive greeting cards. Whether you’re roasting a friend on Halloween or mock-celebrating a birthday they barely survived, these cards deliver the perfect mix of sarcasm and charm.
With vibrant designs louder than your in-laws and a premium feel that screams “I tried… sort of,” each card is a little work of (passive-aggressive) art. Great for anyone who values laughter over cliché fluff—whether they’re friends, frenemies, or coworkers who still haven’t returned your stapler.
These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards (unless your grandma’s a savage, in which case—respect).
🎉 Perfect For:
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Halloween shade & spooky burns
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Birthdays, because aging is funny
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Holidays, because you can’t send memes in the mail... yet
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"Just because" messages with a side of sarcasm
📦 What You’re Getting (besides pure joy):
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Eye-popping colors designed to offend tastefully
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270gsm premium paper—because your insults deserve luxury
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Overlapping front cover for that extra "I have my life together" illusion
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Multiple sizes & finishes (Matte? Glossy? One-side sass? You choose.)
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Envelopes included—so you don’t just throw it at them
🧼 Care Instructions:
Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth from the center outward—because even your sass delivery system deserves to look fresh.
