Description
Because “Just Texting” Is for Cowards
Why settle for a lazy “HBD” in a group chat when you can deliver a greeting card that yells, “I have taste, wit, and zero patience for boring”? Celebrate life’s glorious messiness with a card that looks like you actually gave a damn — even if you didn’t have time to fake it till you make it.
Whether you’re crashing birthdays, surviving awkward family reunions, or sending a “hello” because you’re emotionally constipated and hate phone calls, these cards have your back. Bonus points if they save your social life or at least make you look like you tried.
Product Features (aka: The Reason You’ll Actually Get Invited Back):
🌈 Colors so bright they could blind your ex — subtlety is for suckers.
🖨️ Printed on 270gsm paper thick enough to survive your emotional baggage.
📐 Front cover overlap so classy it could get its own reality show.
📏 Multiple sizes and finishes for when you’re feeling extra or just “meh.”
✉️ Comes with envelopes, because nobody wants a naked card in the mail.
Care Instructions (Because Yes, People Ask):
Gently wipe off dust, fingerprints, or bad vibes with a clean, dry cloth — starting from the center out, just like how you ghost awkward convos.
