Description
Brighten someone’s day — or at least pretend you tried — with our unapologetically vibrant greeting cards. Whether you’re wishing someone a happy birthday, pretending to care about their holiday, or just trying to seem thoughtful with minimum effort, these cards deliver color, class, and a healthy dose of “I didn’t totally forget.”
Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or that one neighbor who keeps giving you baked goods, our cards make you look emotionally available — without actually having to be. Use them for everyday notes, surprise celebrations, or passive-aggressive encouragement. You're welcome.
🙃 Perfect For:
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Birthdays, holidays, and those “Oh crap, I forgot” moments
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Adding a splash of charm to your last-minute messages
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People who still believe in hand-written notes (bless them)
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Looking like you tried — without really trying
🖼 Product Features:
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Vibrant Colors – Printed with advanced techniques that scream “look at me!”
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270gsm Premium White Paper – Thick enough to impress your most judgmental relative
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Front Cover Overlap – Because we believe in smooth finishes and smooth exits
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Multiple Sizes, Quantities & Finishes – Choose your drama level
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Includes Envelopes – For mailing, gifting, or dramatically sliding across a table
🧽 Care Instructions:
Wipe off dust, crumbs, or regret using a soft, clean, dry cloth. Start from the center and work your way out — the opposite of how most people handle emotional issues.
