Description
Tired of sending boring messages that scream “meh”? Step up your sentiment game with our greeting cards—loud, proud, and designed to make you look like you actually put effort in. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, dodging emotional labor on Father's Day, or just pretending to be thoughtful for five minutes, these cards deliver the perfect blend of charm and cheek.
Crafted for people who still believe in meaningful connections (or at least know how to fake it well), these cards come in a range of eye-catching designs and colors loud enough to compete with your cousin’s Instagram feed. With premium paper and envelopes included, all you need to do is scribble something heartfelt or hilarious and claim the emotional high ground.
Product Features
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Bold, vibrant colors—because beige emotions deserve better
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Thick 270gsm paper that says “I’m not cheap, just selectively generous”
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Available in four sizes and finishes, to match your mood or the level of guilt
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Double-sided printing, because the back deserves love too
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Comes with envelopes, because handing someone a naked card is just weird
Care Instructions
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If you’re the type who dusts their cards, cool—use a soft, dry cloth and live your best life. If not, carry on.
