Description
“One Card to Charm Them All (and Quiet the Guilt Trip)”
Behold: one single, vertical greeting card that says “I care” without you having to, you know… actually try that hard. Whether you’re sending Christmas cheer, birthday vibes, or just trying to look like a decent human being for five seconds, this card gets the job done—with style, sass, and zero glitter explosions.
Designed for people who enjoy beautiful things but not enough to write a novel inside, this card is printed in vibrant colors on fancy 270gsm paper that feels way more expensive than your last coffee order. It’s one-size-fits-all (because who needs choices?) and vertical—like your standards after two glasses of wine.
Perfect for art lovers, design snobs, or literally anyone who forgot they needed a card until the last minute.
✨ Product Features:
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Vertical format – because this card knows how to stand tall and look good doing it.
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Premium 270gsm paper – thick, smooth, and honestly better than most life choices.
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Front cover overlaps the back – fancy speak for “looks really put together.”
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Just one size – because keeping it simple is the new luxury.
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Envelope included – you’re not an animal.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dust it off gently, or just wave it around and pretend it's "rustic charm." Either works.
