Description
Tired of bland, boring cards that scream "I forgot until last minute"? Our greeting cards are here to save your reputation (and your relationships). Bursting with color and unapologetic charm, these aren’t your grandma’s grocery store cards — unless your grandma’s a legend, in which case, carry on.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays (yes, even Mother’s Day — she deserves better), breakups, makeups, or just because you felt mildly sentimental for 5 minutes. Whether you're wooing a crush, roasting your sibling, or pretending to be professional for a coworker, we've got you covered with cards that actually say something.
💅 Product Features
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Loud, proud vibrant colors so your card doesn’t go unnoticed (unlike your texts)
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Premium 270gsm paper that feels as good as your best apology
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Multiple sizes and finishes – because one size definitely does not fit all
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Comes with an envelope, so you don’t have to awkwardly hand it over naked
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Double-sided printing – more space for charm, wit, or questionable doodles
🧽 Care Instructions
Treat it like your friendships:
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush away dust and drama — always from the center out. No licking. No weird stuff.
