Description
Tired of boring, mushy greeting cards that all say the same five things? Our vibrant Greeting Cards bring the drama and the dazzle. With colors so bold they practically scream “LOOK AT ME,” these beauties are here to outshine whatever last-minute grocery store card your cousin brings. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or that one awkward anniversary you’re pretending to remember, we’ve got you covered.
Printed on premium paper that feels expensive (because it is), our cards make even your weirdest sentiments seem heartfelt. And yes, they come with envelopes—because we’re not monsters.
Product Features
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Colors so vibrant they’ll make your eyeballs do a double take
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Premium 270gsm paper—thick enough to slap someone with (but don't)
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Professionally designed front cover, because clipart is for amateurs
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Comes in four sizes, because one-size-fits-all is a lie
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Matching envelopes included, because naked cards are just rude
Care Instructions
If your card gathers dust, gently wipe it from the center outward with a soft, dry cloth—like you're polishing your ego.
