Creepy Night Creatures Halloween card

🎃 “Because ‘Just Texting’ Is for Cowards – Send a Card With Bite”

Say it like you sorta mean it with our charmingly snarky Greeting Cards. Designed to look sweet but deliver shade (when necessary), these cards are perfect for birthdays, holidays, and those “just because I felt petty” moments.

Vibrant and unapologetically eye-catching, they’re made to make people pause, laugh, and maybe question your friendship for a second. Whether you’re faking sincerity, throwing a festive jab, or actually being nice (rare, but okay), these cards add just the right touch of charm and chaos.

Perfect for Halloween tricks, Christmas sarcasm, or everyday sass. Basically, they’re for anyone who thinks “heartfelt” and “slightly offensive” can co-exist beautifully.

🎨 What You’re Really Getting:

• Bright, bold colors printed so well, your ex’s new partner will feel it

• Thick, premium 270gsm white paper—because flimsy cards are for people with no opinions

• Front cover overlap that screams “I shop quality, even when being shady”

• 4 sizes, finishes, and quantities—because choices matter (even if your friends don’t)

• Matching envelopes—so you can mail your sarcasm like a grown-up

🧼 Card Care Tips:

Wipe with a clean, soft cloth to keep your sass delivery system crisp and smudge-free—because messy shade is just tacky.