Description
Say goodbye to boring, clearance-bin cards and hello to your new favorite way to show you “care”—with flair.
These premium greeting cards don’t whisper sweet nothings. They shout style, sarcasm, and just enough sincerity to keep things interesting. Whether you’re throwing birthday shade, sending spooky vibes for Halloween, or just want to be dramatic on a random Wednesday (respect), these cards bring main character energy to every envelope.
Perfect for artists, design snobs, stationery hoarders, and anyone who sends mail purely for the theatrics.
✨ Product Features (because we don’t half-ass anything):
🎨 Loud, bold, eye-catching colors that make other cards nervous
📏 Thick, premium paper—floppy cards are for quitters
📬 Designs that speak louder than your passive-aggressive text ever could
🖌️ Fully blank inside so you can freestyle your own chaos (or heartfelt note, we guess)
🧽 Care Instructions (Because Of Course We’re Fancy Like That):
Gently dust with a clean, dry cloth. Start from the center and work outward—like you’re erasing bad decisions, one swipe at a time. Glitter? Regret? Same technique.
