Description
"Send Sass, Not Just Spooks"
Snarky Halloween Greeting Cards – Multi-Design 5-Pack for People Who Sort of Care
Skip the heartfelt nonsense and send something that actually screams Halloween (and sarcasm). Our multi-design greeting card set is perfect for anyone who loves creepy vibes, killer colors, and a little side of attitude. Whether you’re pretending to be festive or just need to check “being thoughtful” off your to-do list, these snarky little masterpieces have your back.
Ideal for Halloween, birthdays, or that random Tuesday when you feel like freaking someone out with style.
Product Features:
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🎨 Colors So Bold, They Practically Yell: These designs pop harder than your fake smile at family dinners.
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✉️ Envelopes Included (Because Shoving It in Someone’s Hand Is Weird): Matching white envelopes so you can pretend you’re organized.
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📄 Printed on Heavyweight Paper: Feels fancy, like your attitude.
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🎭 Customizable Designs: Personalize them… or don’t. We’re not your boss.
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📏 Standard 4.25" x 5.5" Size: Perfect for mailboxes, fridges, or dramatic trash tosses.
What You Get:
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5x Snarky, spooky greeting cards with attitude
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5x White envelopes to keep things semi-civilized
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Instant Halloween credibility without the glitter mess
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A chance to say "Happy Halloween" without sounding basic
Care Instructions:
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to dust off the judgment — or the card. Same thing.
