Description
Send Sass, Not Boring – 5 Cards That Actually Have Personality
✍️ Snarky Product Description:
Why settle for boring, lifeless cards when you can send a burst of bold, colorful chaos? This 5-pack of multi-design greeting cards isn’t just stationery — it’s a personality in an envelope. Perfect for birthdays, Halloween, or that random “just because” moment when a text just won’t cut it (and you want to seem thoughtful without actually trying).
Crafted on uncoated, high-quality paper (yes, we’re fancy), these cards are ready for your heartfelt notes, passive-aggressive digs, or awkward attempts at humor. Whether you’re sending love or low-key judgment, these cards are here for it.
📦 What You’re Getting:
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5 eye-catching, totally non-lame greeting cards
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5 matching white envelopes (so your attitude arrives sealed and classy)
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Horizontal and vertical options, because variety is the spice of life
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A mini gallery of sass and sentimentality in your hands
🌈 Product Features:
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Colors that pop louder than your group chat arguments
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Heavyweight uncoated paper – it screams quality, not glitter bomb
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Customizable designs – doodle, rant, or make it sweet (your choice)
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Great for any occasion – from “Happy Birthday” to “Sorry you exist”
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Fits humans with a sense of humor and taste (aka you)
🧽 Care Instructions:
Use a soft, dry cloth to wipe away the dust, glitter, or crumbs from your questionable workspace. Start from the center outward — like how you should handle drama.
