Description
Greeting Cards for Overachieving Slackers (Who Want Credit Without the Work)
Want to look like the emotionally stable adult who sends thoughtful mail and remembers birthdays? Yeah, us neither. But with our snarky, funny greeting cards, you can fake it flawlessly. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just flexing on your siblings with minimal emotional effort, these cards make you look like you really tried — without actually doing so.
Made from premium 270gsm white paper, they’re thick, fancy, and just judgmental enough to whisper, “I’m better than that flimsy card you picked up at the gas station.” Add bold colors, cheeky charm, and a layout that matches your current level of sarcasm, and boom — you're a greeting card genius.
Whether you’re a sentimental soul, a passive-aggressive poet, or someone who just loves to drop truth bombs in pastel packaging, these cards have your back.
What You Get (Besides Applause You Don’t Deserve):
✔️ Bold, punchy colors that carry the emotional weight so you don’t have to
✔️ Thick 270gsm premium white paper, because you’re not sending a napkin with handwriting
✔️ A mix of sizes, finishes (matte, satin, uncoated) and orientations — vertical or horizontal, like your mood swings
✔️ Matching envelopes included, so you don’t have to staple it to a cereal box (again)
✔️ Multiple quantity options — grab one or hoard a pack, no judgment here
Perfect For:
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The “oops I forgot” friend who always shows up late but looks great doing it
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Holiday overachievers who still want to be snarky
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Emotionally unavailable card senders with good taste
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Passive-aggressive notes to roommates, coworkers, or exes
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Keeping on hand for guilt-laced emergencies (you know they’re coming)
Care Instructions:
Dust with a soft, dry cloth if you’re into that. Or dramatically wave it around like you're in a feel-good movie montage.
Add to cart and level up your fake-it-til-you-make-it game.
These cards are here to help you say everything… without really saying much at all.
