Description
💌 “Say It With a Card—Because Saying It Out Loud Might Get You Fired”
Bring semi-sincere joy and strategic awkwardness to your favorite people with our delightfully snarky Greeting Cards. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or those random Tuesdays when you feel like pretending to care, these cards are your one-stop-shop for sarcasm in style.
Crafted with premium materials (unlike your last Amazon impulse buy), they’re ideal for everything from family gatherings to grudgingly wishing your coworker a “Happy Birthday” after they stole your lunch. Whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or the 5th Annual “Oops I Forgot Again” anniversary—you'll fake it with flair.
🎨 Why They’ll Think You Actually Put Effort In:
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Vivid, vibrant colors that scream “Look at me!” (the card, not you… unless?)
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Luxe 270gsm white paper that’s thicker than your family drama
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Polished front cover that says “tasteful” even if the message inside isn’t
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Multiple sizes, finishes, and pack sizes for all your sentimental... or sarcastic needs
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Matching envelopes included—because presentation is half the guilt trip
🧼 Card Care (For Type-A People or Gift-Card Recyclers):
Gently wipe with a clean, dry cloth… or just send it before your coffee rings claim it.
