Description
✨ Vertical Greeting Cards – Loud, Sarcastic & Surprisingly Thoughtful
Tired of Boring Cards? Same.
Sick of giving out cards that look like they were panic-bought at a gas station between pumping gas and making bad decisions? Enter our snark-packed vertical greeting cards—designed to stand tall (literally) and scream “I’m better than basic.”
Perfect for birthdays, breakups, passive-aggressive love notes, or just reminding people you still have a pulse, these cards add instant personality—with zero emotional labor required.
They’re bold. They’re fabulous. They’re probably funnier than you. And best of all? They come with envelopes so you can pretend you’ve got your life together.
🔥 What You’re Really Getting:
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Vertical design because your message deserves to stand up straight and slap.
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270gsm premium white paper – thick enough to hold feelings you definitely didn’t process.
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Double-sided printing – the sass doesn’t stop at the cover.
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Available in multiple sizes and finishes – from matte elegance to “look-at-me” gloss.
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Vibrant, in-your-face color that says “I’m extra” without a single apology.
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Comes with matching envelopes – because raw dog mail is a crime.
🎯 Use It For:
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Birthdays (even for people you low-key forgot)
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Awkward anniversaries and sorry-you-got-dumped situations
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Guilt messages masked as humor
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Random acts of paper-based charm
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Beating Karen at the family gift game
🧼 Card Care (For the Drama Queens):
Wipe with a soft, dry cloth from the center out. Or blow on it like you’re starring in a budget soap opera. Either way, it’s gonna look fabulous.
