Description
Snarky Greeting Cards for People Who Almost Forgot – But Still Want Credit
Welcome to the bold, hilarious, and slightly passive-aggressive world of our snarky greeting cards — your go-to excuse for pretending to be thoughtful without putting in actual effort.
Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or one of those weird “just thinking of you (but not enough to text)” moments, these cards do the heavy emotional lifting. Packed with color, sarcasm, and charm, they’ll make people laugh, tear up (maybe), and most importantly — think you had this planned all along. Spoiler: we know you didn’t.
What You’ll Get (Besides Undue Praise):
✔️ A collection of funny, brutally honest greeting cards that scream “I care… kinda.”
✔️ Vibrant, bold colors to distract from the fact you forgot to buy a real gift.
✔️ Premium 270gsm thick white paper, because flimsy cards are for people with questionable life choices.
✔️ Matching envelopes included, so you can finally retire that crusty drawer full of random stationery.
✔️ Available in multiple sizes and finishes, for maximum “I couldn’t decide so I bought all of them” energy.
✔️ Double-sided printing, because we’re extra like that — and so are you.
Perfect For:
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Last-minute birthday card panics
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“I should probably say thank you” guilt
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Friends who speak sarcasm fluently
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Anyone who appreciates humor over Hallmark sap
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Keeping in your drawer for emergencies (aka forgetting again next week)
Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth… or don’t. It’s paper. Not a museum piece.
Stop stressing. Start pretending you had this all under control.
Add to cart and let these greeting cards carry your emotional slack with style.
