Description
"Why Be Basic?" Snarky Greeting Card Pack – For Loud Thoughts and Louder People
Because bland cards are for bland people. Ditch the beige energy and go full drama with our unapologetically extra greeting cards. These aren’t your grandma’s pastel Hallmark vibes — they’re for the loud, proud, and probably-too-much (in the best way). Whether you’re wishing someone a happy birthday, throwing shade with love, or just flexing your fabulousness for no reason, this pack does the talking so you don’t have to.
You could text them, sure. But this is classier, pettier, and way more fun to wave in someone’s face.
💥 What You Get:
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A set of bold, brutally fabulous greeting cards that scream, “Look, I have personality!”
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Envelopes included, because we believe in wrapping our sarcasm with some dignity.
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Premium paper and punchy designs that do all the emotional labor for you.
✨ Product Features:
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Colors so loud they’ll give your therapist something to unpack
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270gsm premium paper — thick, luxurious, and ready to emotionally support your message (even if you’re emotionally unavailable).
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Finish options: Glossy, matte, or indecisive like your ex — pick your poison.
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Horizontal or vertical layouts — to match your mood swings and aesthetic crisis.
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Envelopes included — because half-finished gestures are for flaky people (you know who you are).
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Dust with a soft cloth if you’re feeling delicate — or just slap it on a shelf and hope for the best.
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Avoid open flames, spilled tea, dramatic exits, and anyone named Chad.
🎯 Perfect For:
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Birthdays, holidays, non-apologies, shade-filled compliments, and “just because I’m iconic.”
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Friends with flair, coworkers who get it, or family you mostly tolerate.
So go ahead — send a card that says, “I care… loudly.”
Because subtle is boring and you're not basic.
