Description
"When Words Are Hard, Hand Them This Card"
Snarky Greeting Cards for Birthdays, Holidays, and Obligatory Nice Gestures
Introducing our unapologetically fabulous greeting cards — for when you need to say something, but can’t be bothered to feel anything. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, wedding, or a “just because I need to look like I care” situation, these cards have your back — with colors loud enough to distract from your emotional unavailability.
Crafted for those who want to make an impression without putting in actual effort, these cards are classy, sassy, and ready to make even your passive-aggressive well-wishes look heartfelt.
Product Features:
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🌈 Vibrant Colors That Scream “LOOK, I TRIED!”
Eye-catching prints that say more than your text ever will. -
📦 Premium 270gsm Paper for Maximum Fancy Points
Feels expensive so you don’t have to be expensive. -
🖼️ Front Cover Wraps the Back — Like a Hug, but Less Awkward
Because half-assed cards are so last season. -
📏 Multiple Sizes & Finishes to Fit Your Mood (or Victim)
From “tiny lie” to “huge overcompensation,” we’ve got you covered. -
🔄 Double-Sided Printing to Max Out the Sass
Twice the space for sarcasm, snark, or actual sentiment. Your call.
What You Get:
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1x Gorgeous greeting card for pretending you care
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1x Envelope (because handing someone a loose card is chaotic evil)
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1x Opportunity to look thoughtful without doing too much
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Unlimited chances to avoid real conversations
Care Instructions:
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Gently wipe with a clean, dry cloth like it’s the last ounce of effort you’ll give today.
(Or just let it collect dust and call it “vintage.”)
