Description
🎄 One Card. All the Festive Drama.
Because nothing says “I care” like a folded piece of premium paper and a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Introducing your new favorite way to look thoughtful without actually being thoughtful. Whether it’s Christmas, a birthday, or just a random Tuesday when guilt hit you harder than a glitter bomb, this single, vertical card swoops in to save face—with flair.
Ideal for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone you don’t totally hate, this card brings just enough warmth to seem sincere… with enough edge to keep things interesting.
📬 What You Actually Get:
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One snark-ready vertical greeting card – just the one, because that’s all the energy we’re giving
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Premium 270gsm paper – thick enough to make you look like you have your life together
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Vibrant, attention-hogging colors – guaranteed to outshine the gift you forgot to buy
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Front cover overlaps for that “I’m classy, but still spicy” finish
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Double-sided printing – because your sarcasm deserves room to breathe
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Matching envelope included – for moments when handing someone a naked card feels illegal
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Exactly one size – less decision-making, more pretending to be emotionally available
🧽 Care Instructions:
Handle like your holiday spirit—gently and with wine nearby.
Dust off from the center outward, because smudges are for amateurs (and regrets).
