Description
🎁 “One Card. One Message. One Brilliantly Sarcastic Gesture.”
Sometimes one card is all it takes — to say “I care (barely),” “Merry whatever,” or “Here’s a piece of paper instead of a real gift.” This single, customizable greeting card is for those moments when a pack is too much and a text is too lazy.
Whether you're sending holiday snark, birthday shade, or a backhanded thank-you, this card gives you all the room you need to express yourself — with just the right amount of attitude.
💌 What You Get (Aside from the Smug Satisfaction):
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One glorious card made from premium 270gsm paper
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Choice of finishes: Matte, Uncoated, One-side Coat, or Two-side Coat
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Double-sided printing – for thoughts that don’t fit on just one side
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Vertical layout – pick your mood
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Matching envelope included – we don’t half-do sarcasm
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Blanks sourced from the USA – because quality shade requires quality paper
Perfect for holidays, birthdays, breakups (just saying), or any moment that deserves a personal touch—with a bite.
