Description
"Say It With a Card So You Don’t Have to Use Feelings"
Funny Greeting Cards for Birthdays, Holidays & Everyday Obligations You Can’t Avoid
Tired of pretending you have the perfect words for every occasion? Good. These premium greeting cards do the emotional heavy lifting so you don’t have to. Bursting with color, personality, and just enough effort to seem thoughtful, they’re perfect for birthdays, holidays, awkward thank-yous, or when you just want to say “I care… kinda.”
Whether you’re guilt-tripping a sibling, fake-swooning over your bestie’s engagement, or just avoiding eye contact while handing over a gift — these cards are here for it.
Product Features:
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🎨 So Bright It Hurts (In a Good Way): Vibrant colors guaranteed to blind them into thinking you tried.
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🧻 Fancy Paper, Who Dis? Printed on ultra-premium 270gsm cardstock to make your laziness look luxe.
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✉️ Envelopes Included: Because handing someone a raw card is unhinged behavior.
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📐 Multiple Sizes & Finishes: Go big or keep it small and passive-aggressive — we don’t judge.
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📝 Double-Sided Print Option: More space to fake sincerity or insert subtle insults.
What You Get:
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1x Premium greeting card that makes you look emotionally competent
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1x Matching envelope for stealthy delivery
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1x Golden opportunity to avoid an actual conversation
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Instant charm, sass, and a whole lot of “You’re welcome”
Care Instructions:
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to dust — or just wave it around like you mean it. Either works.
