Description
💌 Card So Good, They’ll Think You Actually Care
Tired of boring, basic cards that scream “last-minute panic”? Step up your game with this delightfully extra single greeting card — perfect for birthdays, breakups, holidays, or those random “just because I’m fabulous” notes.
Printed with unapologetically bold colors (because muted tones are for people with no sense of humor), this vertical card comes on thick, 270gsm premium paper that says, “I have standards.” The crisp design overlaps at the front with a perfectly imperfect gap — because real style isn’t desperate for approval.
Inside? Totally blank. Because we trust you to be clever enough to write your own savage message.
(Or sweet. But where’s the fun in that?)
🛍️ What You’re Getting:
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1 premium vertical greeting card (because one well-timed card > a dozen boring ones)
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Size: Standard vertical (big enough to throw shade, small enough to pretend you're humble)
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High-quality 270gsm paper in the finish of your choice
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1 envelope to seal in the drama (or love, whatever)
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Packed with attitude, no glitter mess included
🧼 Care Tips (if you're that kind of person):
Dust it gently with a clean, dry cloth… or don’t. Honestly, it’s a card, not a crystal vase.
