Description
💌 One Card. Big Drama. No Pressure.
Let’s be honest—most greeting cards are either cheesy, boring, or both. Not this one. This card is loud, bold, and frankly, way too fabulous to be ignored. Printed in vibrant, attention-seeking colors (just like your cousin at family dinners), this single vertical card doesn’t just deliver a message—it delivers attitude.
Crafted from premium 270gsm white paper because you're not about that flimsy life, and finished with a stylish front overlap like it's walking a red carpet. Whether it’s Halloween, a passive-aggressive birthday wish, or a “just because you’re barely tolerable” note—this card does the heavy lifting. You? Just sign it and pretend you tried.
🎁 What You Actually Get:
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1 very extra vertical greeting card
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One size: big enough to be bold, small enough to seem thoughtful
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Premium 270gsm white cardstock for that luxury flex
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Front design with industry-standard overlap (because even paper deserves angles)
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1 matching envelope—because licking stamps is still a thing
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Zero glitter. Because you're not a monster.
🧼 "Care" Instructions:
If you feel like pretending it's fragile, use a soft, clean, dry cloth and gently wipe from the center outward.
(Or just hand it to someone and hope they’re not picky.)
