Description
“One Card. One Size. Endless Opportunities to Fake Thoughtfulness.”
Looking to say just enough without overcommitting to emotional vulnerability? This single vertical greeting card has your back. Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or your annual reminder that you're still technically friends, this card brings the charm, sass, and just the right amount of effort to make you look good.
Crafted from premium 270gsm paper that feels way fancier than your intentions, and printed with vibrant colors that practically yell “I care!”—even if you wrote it in a coffee shop five minutes before handing it over. It’s one size, one card, one brilliant way to avoid writing an entire letter like it’s 1823.
Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or that one person who always sends you cards and makes you feel guilty. (Looking at you, Aunt Linda.)
✨ Product Features:
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Single vertical format – tall, sleek, and way more put-together than your inbox.
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270gsm premium paper – thick enough to impress, not thick enough to double as a weapon.
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Front cover overlap – fancy term for "we didn’t cheap out."
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Only one size – because you don’t need that kind of decision-making stress.
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Includes envelope – because raw dog mailing a card is weird.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth… or just hand it over before anyone notices the crumbs. We won’t judge.
