Description
“One Card. Zero Fuss. All the Glory.”
Elevate your greetings—or at least pretend you put thought into them—with this single, vertical greeting card that does all the heavy emotional lifting so you don’t have to. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or random act of guilt-driven kindness, this card brings the charm with none of the cringe.
Printed in vibrant colors using “cutting-edge techniques” (read: it looks really, really good), and crafted on premium 270gsm paper that feels like luxury but costs less than your lunch. It’s one size, one card, one fabulous excuse to skip the mush and still look like a caring human.
Perfect for friends, family, or that one coworker who gives you weirdly aggressive Secret Santa gifts.
✨ Product Features:
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Single vertical format – upright and ready to impress (unlike your weekend plans).
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270gsm premium white paper – thick, smooth, and almost suspiciously nice.
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Finish options? Not for this one. This is the "you get what you get, and it’s fabulous" edition.
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Double-sided print? Yep. Because sometimes your sarcasm needs space to breathe.
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Envelope included – because raw paper slaps are only funny in theory.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dust with a soft, dry cloth… or just say it’s “intentionally vintage” and move on.
