Description
"Here’s a Card. Now Feel Something."
Sometimes, you want to say something meaningful. Other times, you just want to look like you tried. This card covers both. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or just a guilt-ridden “thinking of you,” this gloriously printed piece of folded paper is here to do the emotional heavy lifting—while you take the credit.
Perfect for creatives, gift-givers, and anyone who has feelings they’d rather not say out loud.
What You’re Getting (No Glitter, No Nonsense):
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1 vertical card that screams “I care!” (even if you don’t)
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Printed front and back—because you’re not half-assing it today
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Made with premium 270gsm white paper—basically, the fancy stuff
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1 envelope included so you don’t hand it over like a ransom note
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One standard size that fits birthdays, holidays, and existential crises alike
Product Features:
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Colors so bright, you’ll need sunglasses and emotional boundaries
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Smooth finishes that scream class while hiding your procrastination
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Front overlaps the back, because we believe in finishing what we start
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Works for any occasion: Christmas, Valentine’s, or “Oops, forgot your birthday”
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Ideal for artsy types, sentimental weirdos, and passive-aggressive well-wishers
Care Instructions:
Wipe gently like you're handling your last nerve. Or leave the dust—it adds character.
