Love Is in the Air…and So Is My Last Shred of Patience

$5.28

Description

Because Basic Cards Are Boring

Description:

Why send boring when you can send this? This snarky, cheeky greeting card is basically a mic-drop in paper form. Featuring a mischievous cherub or a dancing ghost on a retro swirl, it’s printed in vivid, crisp colors on sturdy 270gsm white paper with your choice of finish: uncoated, matte, one-side, or two-side coated. Blank inside (so your witty brilliance can shine) and comes with a matching envelope because even snark deserves a little class. Perfect for when you want to smirk, shout, or deliver a sly message that won’t be forgotten. One card. One chance. Don’t waste it on lame.

Product Features:

  • Single vertical greeting card, blank inside

  • Bold, saturated colors via modern digital printing

  • Printed on premium 270gsm white paper

  • Finish options: uncoated, matte, one-side coated, two-side coated

  • Includes envelope; professional front cover overlap for polished look

Care Instructions:
Gently dust with a soft, dry cloth. No magic erasers, no excuses.