Description
Because Subtlety is Overrated
Description:
Let’s be honest—most greeting cards are about as exciting as watching paint dry. Enter this vertical powerhouse: a single card that’s basically a mic-drop in cardstock form. Printed on hefty 270gsm white paper (so it doesn’t bend under the weight of your attitude), it flaunts bold, juicy colors, a mischievous cupid, and a headline that practically winks at anyone too polite to say what they really mean. The back is decked out in flirty hearts and audacious pinks, because why not make a statement even when your card’s folded shut?
Blank inside, of course—because we trust you to supply the clever, biting, or slightly inappropriate words that make people actually laugh. Use it to mark a “small” milestone, send a flirty nudge, or remind someone that they’re not getting off easy just because you’re technically polite. Comes with an envelope because, yes, even snark deserves a proper entrance.
Care instructions: Gently dust with a soft, dry cloth, preferably while muttering about how most cards don’t even try.
